Your average anime/manga junkie, I'm one sadistic and cynical bastard who will make your life hell(behind you anyway)if you get on the wrong side of me. grumpy and emo at times, i can be a real bitch but a pretty good friend(i suppose) and brother. meow.
you dont think so?well..take a breather and consider this-
Jabba-loves women..his obsession with Leia Trump-loves women..his obsession with younger women
Jabba-one of the richest kingpins in the whole star wars universe Trump-one of the richest businessmen in the whole world
Jabba-multifolds of flab and skin Trump-on the verge of getting his bulldog wrinkles, saved only by plastic surgery
Jabba-bald Trump-bald except for that hair graft that stuck some of his pubic hair onto his head.
Jabba-cannot stand failures- throws them into the rancor pit where he enjoys watching them die Trump-cannot stand failures- losers in 'The Apprentice' are ruthlessly fired in boardroom and he enjoys replaying them in his personal mansion.
Jabba- owns multiple businesses, from money extortion to drug laundering to betting in podraces Trump- owns multiple businesses, from hotels to real estates and his own TV shows.
seriously, isnt that enough to compare with?i mean heck, all you need is for Trumo to get a lil fatter and to lose the hair, and i'm sure he'll look exactly like Jabba!(remind me to buy Photoshop mines dead and so i cant show u the amazing magic of the bald fat Trump)
i sense you are not convince yet.
sigh.well...i do have ONE more erm...comparison. they both really like to pass on their tricks of the trade.by word of mouth?nooo by the internet?noooo intergalactic space travel?noooo holographic projections?noooo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . oh okay i wont keep you in suspense. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . eh?oh yea the revelation of Trump and Jabba..... BEHOLD!
they think alike too!amazing!how much more similar do you want it to get?!