Your average anime/manga junkie, I'm one sadistic and cynical bastard who will make your life hell(behind you anyway)if you get on the wrong side of me. grumpy and emo at times, i can be a real bitch but a pretty good friend(i suppose) and brother. meow.
Went to a seafood restaurant for dinner today with family today, the restaurant was kinda new to us and we knew about it cuz our parents heard about it somewhere. Its a weird topic to blog on, but i decided to do it because i don't think i've done it before, and also cuz i'll rather do this then do the update on whats been going on in college- i've decided not to put up the dissection pictures because i want Hon Faai to live till next year to see Man Utd lift the Treble again and Chelsea to relegate into the Nationwide Conference after Abrahamovich decides to walk out of the club to buy Barca and Jose to manage Wigan.
lol. Like thats gonna happen.
Anyway. Pantai Seafood Restaurant. I forgot to take a picture of the extrance, so this is the best i can give you-
Mm so after we settled down and ordered our food, my dad suggested we go look around at the fishes and crabs they have on sale. Snow crabs- pretty cool stuff, they're like huge ass albino crabs.
These arses are the expensive shit. RM 238 for one kilo! like HELL i'll spend that kinda money to eat a crab.
okay now slow down a bit and take a look at this next picture.
Me:" hey pa, like what the HELL is that?!" Dad:" There, thats what they call *insert chinese name for alien looking thing*" Me:" erm. Right. What?" Dad:" There, they eat it like Sashimi in raw slices or they can cook it also"
*Brother comes next to me*
Bro:" Hey gor, whats that?" Me:" Sea Dick."
seriously, take a better look at it Tell me it DOESN'T look like the male genital. If you have ANY doubt at all, check out this other picture i got when i googled it-
oh yea and btw, its called a Geoduck. What kind of freaking name is that? man the kinda names people come up with are so boring. Its suppose to mean elephant trunk clam or something like that in some language. Seriously. Those people were in denial. i would simply call it the penis clam. or dick clam. or cock clam. Or the GeoDick. Take your pick. At least i name it as what i see it as.
And don't look down on these things. It can live past 100 years, the longest living recorded at 160 years( i googled info on it). Its considered a chinese delicacy( big surprise there) probably cuz it represents long life and long...erm..appendage? lol
Anyway. Enough about the GeoDick.
As i was walking back from the fishes(and Geodicks) i saw like this small decorative stream thing running around the interior of the restaurant. In there were rocks- Oh WOW wait a sec theres a fish too! Yea that was my initial though because they don't move AT ALL. The fins don't move, the gills barely flap, and the tail barely moves. I even asked my grandfather if they were decorative rocks. My grandfather proceeded to bend over to poke one, which scuttled away.
Now look at this one! if you look carefully, the top of its fin is peeking out of the water(the shiny part) cuz its so freaking HUGE. If you compare the amount of coins it has around it with the one above , this one has like 5 times more. Which brings me to this conclusion- the bigger and uglier the fish is, the more people try to toss one cent coins at it to make it move.
