Saturday, September 09, 2006
Driving in Malaysia can be a pretty stressful matter- ask any one of my friends that don't drive like the typical malaysian driver. Doing this everyday can be rather frustrating, and it can seriously shave off a few years off our already miserably short lives.
So imagine when i found the perfect remedy to these problems.well okay FINE not perfect remedy, but something that actually helps take some of the stress out of driving. So sort of satisfaction in driving you know? So i've decided to share this little enjoyment of mine with you people, and if you feel like it...give it a try!
You know how my classes this semester are all my classes are in the morning at 8am( well more or less)? Well on the way to Uni i have to through this small residential lane which alot of secondary school kids walk to school. So when i mention this, you would kinda imagine this situation right?
The green dots are obviously denoting the students, all obediently walking to school like all goods students should in a world where all grass is green and where Bush is a janitor. But that obviously isn't how it is, and so this is how it really is like :
instead of walking single file like all pedestrians should, these idiot kids walk like they own the road, strutting around like they take the word Bumiputera literally( for those who don't know, it literally means...Prince of the Land) And yea these kids are all those junkie malay kids you see walking around in 1u dressed like goth dumbshits and those who would only beat up a person if they were in a gang of 20.
So obviously as you see the poor residents and people driving through would have to drive into the opposite lane just to make way for for these idiot kids. So it got me thinking...Why the HECK are WE the ones giving way? Hell, we drive CARS waaaay bigger than these nutjobs, so what are we afraid of? if anyone should be afraid, its them! So instead of slowing down and avoiding these kids like everyone does, every morning
when i get past that stretch of road i purposely do this:
I tell you, its so liberating cuz i grin to myself everytime these strutting self confessed Puteras of the Bumi suddenly have the word "Shock" registered on their face and they all jump away from the road, afraid of losing their puny lives. So -
Try it.
{/11:25 am}
Signed by Yours Truly.
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